Which row am I on? Am I supposed to start with a knit or a perl?
Am I even knitting and perling properly?
Comparing what I'm doing to the diagrams in "Knitting For Dummies", I look to be all bass-akwards.
Ah well, so far I've produced 12" by 24" of something that seems to be holding together.
I think I'm going to make it into a Möbius scarf. That would be totally cool.