A hedge preacher called Brother Ingatius
Turned out to be awfully salacious
When he called Maude a pip
And fondled her hip
She smacked him and hollered, "Good gracious!"
Now I need to figure out what kind of an image goes with this...
It's not a hedge preacher, it's a dirty old elf pinching a fairy's derriere. Quite apropos, I think. And, yes, I painted it -- it's huge, about 4 feet wide.