It's a 99.9% surety that was written by a cat. A female cat, to be specific. Esmerelda Vibrissae, Beauty Cat, Queen of the Universe, always claimed that male cats were actually little dogs dressed up in cat suits. She did not feel their disguise was particularly believable. Of course, Esmerelda looked down her regal nose at animals. a category which included human children under the age of 12.
The attitude of cattitude is probably why I like girl cats so much. I wish I had more of it myself.
Dogs are nicer folks, but... they do drool. Click here for a good cartoon.