He also got me a grocery store card.
On the inside it says: "I always feel a flush of excitement whenever we're together."
The man really knows how to woo a woman.
And I do my part, moaning and groaning and pretending he's really twisted my tail. It's a strange relationship, but it works for us.
P.S. He's also hidden a present someplace and is sending me scavenger hunt clues via e-mail. I guess with the choice being love him or hit him with a baseball bat, I'll choose loving him.