Tuesday, June 17, 2008

The Brown Dilemma

I remember back in the good old days when the delivery guy actually rang your doorbell. That is certainly a thing of the distant past. Now-a-days, they just drop the box and run.

This was on my front porch when I got home today.

What the heck do you do?


Clearly printed on the box it says:

Right.

But I need to use what's in the box this week. If I call brown to pick it up and return it to sender to get a new one, it will take forever...

Lucked out this time. The box was trash, but the contents were okay.

Makes me think that "brown" refers to the quality of their service -- if you catch my scatological drift.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dearest Wunx -- So glad your package was a-okay. :) I hear the marketing outfitters are making your life a living hell this week! So sorry! But greatly appreciate you helping out poor Lauren :) Miss you! -kit

Wunx~ said...

Lauren is taking by far the brunt of it, poor kid. Miss you too, give me a holler when you get back and we'll do something decadent.