- The Y chromosome -- Did it June 19, though there's enough material there to write a novel.
- The joyous teenager with the bouncing bosom -- Hmm, that's people watching like last night's blog.
- Rock pockets and carbon monoxide -- Don't remember the carbon monoxide part of this thought.
- Cotton bras and shirt wrinkles Did you ever have one of those "well, duh" epiphanies? --Been there, done that -- March 29
- Eating weird stuff -- March 25th
- Katherine Hepburn & Mae West -- February 7 & 8
- Trying to kill the spouse -- I think I'll save this one for later -- let you wonder just how I tried to off him.
- Loaning books -- A-ha! I've got a limerick for this one.
If you're ever so dumb as to lend
Your favorite rare book to a friend
He'll move out of town
That dirty low down
And you'll lose book and friend in the end.
Success! I knew that list was a good idea. Better get busy thinking up and writing down some more emergency ideas.